Subject: Re: Good news: Lucy Lawless is expecting From: "Cronan" Newsgroups: alt.fan.bam,alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.tv.xena,rec.arts.sf.tv Date: Tue, 13 Apr 1999 Message-ID: <7evo4k$au7$1@camel15.mindspring.com> robinryan wrote some of the following >I agree and I am tickled pink that Lucy and Rob are expecting. I have a few pictures of when they might have concieved sinve I've been sort of stalking them and making >observations. Being a mom myself, I have always loved Lucy for her mothering of O'Connor. Would could possible be more natural than a twisted lesbian love slave thing? Another reason I've always hated Donald for his oppresion of >of Daisy and wanting another baby with her new Hubby Rob. I nearly fell out my observation post when he slid himself into her and said, "let's make a baby out CHEMICAL X!" Needless to say I was out >of my chair when I saw their face show up on ET last night and heard Mary say "confessed Celebrity Stalker Robin Ryan's house has been surrounded by the LA PD." Of course I had to stay put and forget about my escape plans when I heard her say, >"and there's baby news on Xena." I had an inkling suspicion when they showed my pictures of Lucy and her hubby bumping uglies, doggy style in the box just over Mary's shoulder. I just wish they were more like >the behind the scenes of Lucy and Rob and Renee on the 2/18 show. Lucy said "Fans are freakish weird. I keep trying to explain I'm not really a woman and am, in point of fact, a man, but they refuse to listen and keep wanting me to have a baby and shit." She went on to speak of her stalker saying, "I just wish >they had other things to think about other than being Xena. She looked away just as I pulled out my enormous schlong to prove that I am indeed a man." I >shyly (slyly) and I knew in my heart she was hiding something. At that time, I just wish that my favorite telephoto lense hadn't been cracked by that damn security guard when I broke into Lawless' apartment. I bet >she must have suspected she was pregnant. I am very happy and I wish them whatever kind of baby a man and shemale can have without a genetic laboratory or a magic wand. But they can afford both and >all the happiness in the world. As for the show, they wil probably hide her inability to act the same way they have in past seasons, and use her newfound >pregnancy since the baby will be born on their hiatus. Do some interesting story alterations so that for about 12 episodes Lucy Lawless is actually carrying Hera's baby. I like the >costume changes, I can't wait to find out what they do. I'll definitely be obessing about it for as long as possible. I just hope the police don't find my new hidey hole in her basement, where, right now, I'm >watching. I love Lucy, Renee, and all the rest. I am a new fan (last August) and must say that I have tried to make up for it with the formidable force of my mindless zeal >but I am developing a severe obsession with it all. I love it and the fans and the collection of O'Connor's undies I have stapled to my trailer wall. It's these things >that have made me feel so welcome in this xenaverse, you are the best. I'll be posting an ASCII map of Lawless' house inside of the week. >Thanks for the opportunity to voice my opinion. And keep watching the skies! >Robin Ryan with Cronan
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