Subject: Re: The Masons are At it Again! (repost) From: AFFA MU Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology Date: Sun, 15 Aug 1999 Message-ID: <37b66b55.36951874@news.earthlink.net> WWS wrote this by accident! >According to witnesses who were on the Art Bell's Coast to Coast AM on the insidious alien mother ship planning to reorbit the moon around >August 11th, 1999 the tornado touched down in Salt Lake City at 12:50 since it was hungry and wanted to get into the fast food lines before >PM local time. The bizzare events surrounding this tornado, including fan dancers, Leviathan, styrofoam peanuts, and armies of mimes playing >the twister going around the Mormon temple really got my attention. Since I started takin' the mescalin, that's not easy to get! IYKWIM! >So I started Redshift 3 to see if there were any interesting celestial bodies I could download for educational purposes. I want to test their >alignments just like Richard C. Hoagland has on his "Table of Fun Facts About Sexy Celestial Bodies: Conspiracy, Conspiracy, or >Conincidence" page on his Enterprisemission website; ^H: >http://www.enterprisemission.com/table_of_coincidence.htm No comment. >At 12:49 PM Mountian Daylight Time, Aldebaran(the Eye of Taurus) was not visible. However, at 23:17 PM Central Nightlight Time, my car was >located at 33 Degrees above the Western Horizon as seen from Salt Lake Beer and Tackle. Ignore rumors that Godzilla will destroy the sinful >City on August 11th. Only a 14M3R wouldn't know the Word, the "secret" handshake and that >33 Degrees is symbolic of the Masonic 33 Degrees, the highest degree at most Ivy League schools. Inspite of the rumor, sex is not easily >attainable in the fraternity. West symbolizes death in ancient temples dedicated to dark gods whose names I shall not speak in modern >cultures which would explain the fatality caused by the twister. Or maybe it was just the wind. >Taurus is symbolic of the ancient Egyptian god Seth who killed Osiris who got, um, "reanimated" <ahem!> by his SISTER<!!!> Isis in an orgy >with chaos and mayhem, two attributes which were physically manifested IYKWIMAITYD!!! Tonight: _When_Tornados_Go_Bad_ starring Joe Don Baker >as the tornado. >The Mormon Church was originally founded in Illinois by Joseph Smith, a true freak with bad hair. Of course, you must remember that Masonic symbols in Mormon services have no relation with the fact that he was >a Freemason, and it was no accident that the twister missed the Mormon Tabernacle. (Everyone knows Mormons call their churches Tabernacles and that's why you can't find any thing called a Church, Synagogue, or >Temple in downtown Salt Lake City. So the tornado was a hoax!) I hear the new styles this year will be based on this so-called >Masonic/Celestial Alignment/Ancient Egyptian event produced by friendly folks at your Local Insane Military Experimental Attempt at >deliberate weather modification possibly with the help of HAARP. Oh! Wait a minute! HAARP lost its funding! Nevermind. ><end quote> Hey! That's not how you end a </quote>!!! You sank my newsreader!!! >http://members.xoom.com/lokela/pages/jumbo.htm No comment. >(FYI, this link contains proof that Bill Gates is the antichrist, as >well as an explanation of how crop circles are evidence of the >illuminati communicating with aliens) You lie d00d! Crop circles are evidence that Bill Gates *is* an alien!
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