Subject:    Re: Thrillogy--SPOILERS-SPOILERS!
From:       Captain Infinity
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.dreams,alt.comedy.slapstick.3-stooges
Date:       Tue, 16 May 2000
Message-ID: <3921779a.5569222@news-f.std.com>

Once Upon A Time,
In article <ws21-1505001354330001@128.253.187.23>
Bill Steele wrote *some* of these things:

>In cliffhangers, time is adjustable. I speak as a veteran of Saturday

morning Time Travel experiments during the cartoons.  My dreams resemble

>matinee serials. The hero is in the shack. You hear the alarm go off. Cut

it out!" you scream, and hit the snooze button.  Your astral body floats

>to the outside: shack explodes. Next Saturday, the hero is in the shack;

and he's having it painted mauve.  Yuk.  The painters are 3 stooges, so

>there's about three minutes of running out the door and diving in the

cement, spilling paint, etc.  The frizzy headed one starts digging up a

>ditch. The alarm goes off. Cut to the outside: shack explodes. 

You wake up, tired of this recurring dream, but you hit "snooze" again.

>Sometimes there's huge explosion and you just see the hero picking himself

free of leeches and ticks.  Yuk again!  The fat bald guy is pulling wires

>up out of the debris. Who cares, as long as there's another chapter?

Then your wife's cold feet accidentally brush your calf and you wake up.


** 
Captain Infinity
 ...these dreams happen whenever I eat too much salami at night

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